A couple of funnies!

1.  Olivia:  It's so hard being left handed.  When you are writing you get ink all over your hand. 

Me:  Yes, I know, I can relate.

Olivia:  But it must be wonderful to be left handed when you are writing in Chinese.

Ah, this girl always sees the positive.



2.  The other day McKenna and I were driving and I realized that I was going over the speed limit (like 35 in a 25).

Me:  Oh, I better slow down.  I didn't realize how fast I was going.

McKenna:  What's the limit, Mommy?

Me:  25

McKenna:  Oh, so you were going 26?

Uh, yeah, 26!



3.  On the same drive she told me how she likes coming just with me in the car.  "It's just so much quieter without having sisters around.  You know, they are always talking and making noise."

Not a week later McKenna is again talking to me.
McKenna:  Yeah, I talk a lot.  I don't know why.
Me:  Why do you say that?  Did someone tell you that?
McKenna:  No, I just know it.